Heath Franklin’s Chopper: THE LAST HARD BASTARD ON EARTH

Date: Thursday October 30, 2025

Time: 7:30 pm -

Winner Piece of Wood Award 2018 Melbourne International Comedy Festival
The year is 2030. Humanity is all but wiped out and there is only one man who can save us.

For too long, we thought that things like ‘gentle parenting’, ‘love languages’ and ‘paper straws’ were a good idea… until self-diagnosing whingers and 37 types of milk destroyed civilisation…

Then, like a glorious moustachioed phoenix, a hard bastard arose from the ashes to restart humankind.

Strap in! Chopper is coming to Adelaide, just in time… to show us how to live again!
‘If Heath is Clark Kent and his Chopper persona is Superman, then it is good to look up in the sky once again and see not a bird, not a plane, but a super comedian.’ Scenestr

 

 

Suitable for audiences 15+
Under 18s must be accompanied by a parent or legal guardian.
This show contains: Strong coarse language.

 

Doors open 7pm, show 8pm

 

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